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You’re in charge of printing fortune cookie messages for various restaurants. What are some lines that you write up?

“jnsvlkjasnvalkfjsjfnv. For a more meaningful message, please purchase another cookie.”

fun fact: you can’t look up while your tongue is out. try it. i bet you can’t do it.

Bad luck and severe misfortune will plague your pathetic soul for all eternity.

You will find yourself surprisingly hungry very soon.

Always Salt Your Pasta while boiling it