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You’re in charge of printing fortune cookie messages for various restaurants. What are some lines that you write up?

“Bad luck and misfortune will infest your pathetic soul for all eternity.”

Common sense isn’t common.

Seek large joys in small accomplishments.

You are loved by someone, somewhere.

Step on a particularly crunchy leaf today.

Go to bed with itchy bum, wake up with stinky finger.

“There is no destination.” “Keep pushing that rock up that hill.” “Dedication is greater than motivation any day.” “I can’t breathe.” “Judge books by all their parts, cover included.” “We exist on this earth to make rich people richer.” “Science is real.” “Be kind.” “Brush your teeth.” “Life is chaos.” “Eat the wealthy.”

“You’re not the father”