You’re coming up with your own brand new religion, what would be the biggest sin?

commandment 1 : Don’t be a dick

that’s it

Obviously it would be not returning your shopping cart.

“There is only one sin, only one. And that is theft. Every other sin is a variation of theft….When you kill a man, you steal a life. You steal his wife’s right to a husband, rob his children of a father. When you tell a lie, you steal someone’s right to the truth. When you cheat, you steal the right to fairness.”

Kite Runner

Not giving me money.

Being a dick.

I’ve always wanted to found a religion called The Way, with exactly one central tenet: Don’t be a dick.

Eating with your mouth open and making that deplorable chewing noise.

My ten commandments:

1. Be nice to everyone.
2. Seriously, you have to be nice to everyone.
3. Yes, you have to be nice to them too.
4. Dude, how much clearer can I make this? Nice to EVERYONE!
5. This really is not that complicated. BE NICE TO EVERYONE.
6. For the love of… what is wrong with you people? Why can’t you just be nice?
7. OK, fuck it. I give up.

Child abuse.

Breathing, it would be punishable by death

Being an asshole to a vulnerable person.

Thou shall not use the faith to push bigotry and all-around cruel behavior to our fellow humans.

Prioritising profit over the health, safety and wellbeing of your fellow person.

Animal Cruelty.

Not caring to talk to me at all. Even I need social interaction sometimes.

Mine would be parents saying things like “We raised you and fed you when you were a child” to their children.

Aren’t you the one who decided to have kids?
What did you expect, the kid to be fully autonomous?
Hell.

Thou shalt not drive under the speed limit in the passing lane.

Littering

Not giving me money of course lol.

Disobeying my direct orders

Becoming involved with politics or any form of government.