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You must battle everyone you’ve had sex with, all at once. How screwed are you?

No big deal. My sister is a quadriplegic

Anal doesn’t count right?

If the quality of our sexual relationship is equal to their HP I’m basically going up against a whole lot of pidgeys and maybe a Charizard or two.

I think I will be fine.

Just one, but he’s twice as strong as me so I’ll die

“Why are you hitting yourself?”