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You have the ability to do absolutely nothing for extremely long period of time. What is a way you can make Money out of it ?

Living statue

I act as the temporary support for super heavy stuff. If it’s ABSOLUTELY nothing then that includes doing something like being crushed to death. I just turn it off when they don’t need me to hold the heavy thing anymore. Or maybe I act as an emergency roadblock, I jump out of a vehicle in front of whoever I’m supposed to stop, and I activate my ability, and I do absolutely nothing including being thrown 100 feet by the speeding vehicle about to hit me. And if I don’t move at all, well….

Change my last name to Kardashian

Edit: thanks for the love all, and for my first award. I don’t get my kicks by putting others down, so please take this as it was intended, a lighthearted joke.

Accept all those MassimoL challenges “would you take $X for staying in a room with only a bed for 1 month”

You guys are getting paid?