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You have one shot at winning a pun contest…. $100,000 is at stake. What do you say?

Id stand outside a Tommy Hilfiger store and say ”man i really need a shirt but dont know what color i should get, i’ll ask Tommy, hillfiger it out

nothing

im not punny

A dyslexic man walks into a bra…

A thief attempted to steal paintings from the Louvre in Paris, but was caught 2 blocks away when his van ran out of gas. All the thief could say for himself was: “I had no MONET to buy DEGAS to make the VAN GOGH. But I tried for it anyway because I had nothing TOULOUSE!”

Whats brown and sticky

a stick