Id stand outside a Tommy Hilfiger store and say ”man i really need a shirt but dont know what color i should get, i’ll ask Tommy, hillfiger it out
nothing
im not punny
A dyslexic man walks into a bra…
A thief attempted to steal paintings from the Louvre in Paris, but was caught 2 blocks away when his van ran out of gas. All the thief could say for himself was: “I had no MONET to buy DEGAS to make the VAN GOGH. But I tried for it anyway because I had nothing TOULOUSE!”
Whats brown and sticky
a stick