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You have one shot at winning a pun contest…. $100,000 is at stake. What do you say?

“This is actually my second time in a pun contest. The first time I got to tell 10 puns in the hopes that one of them would be good enough to move on to the finals. Unfortunately no pun in ten did.”

If I won $100,000, I would take those dollar bills and make a great belt out of them. I’ll call it a waist of money.

When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it becomes apparent/ a parent.

…Womp womp…

The Stakes are so high. The vampires only feel safe at the earth’s stratosphere

You can live a life in peace, but you can’t live a life in denial. Denial is a river in Egypt.