“This is actually my second time in a pun contest. The first time I got to tell 10 puns in the hopes that one of them would be good enough to move on to the finals. Unfortunately no pun in ten did.”
If I won $100,000, I would take those dollar bills and make a great belt out of them. I’ll call it a waist of money.
When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it becomes apparent/ a parent.
…Womp womp…
The Stakes are so high. The vampires only feel safe at the earth’s stratosphere
You can live a life in peace, but you can’t live a life in denial. Denial is a river in Egypt.