There’s nothing I can say that’s worse than what he already says…
“Effective immediately… By Executive odor abortions are legel. Just had a scare with Melañia. Dodged a bullet. Scary”
Hey, all you hillbillies who voted for me. You’re all idiots, every one of you. You all fell for it completely. I’ve been the stupidest, cruelest, least competent president this country has ever seen, yet many of you are still planning on voting for me. Again. Buncha fuckin morons.
BLM
“I’ve decided to forfeit the presistendial election.”
And now I watch the riots.