Questa volta abbiamo cercato: You find a genie, but instead of 3 wishes you only get 1. He says you can’t wish for love, death, or money. What is your wish?
You find a genie, but instead of 3 wishes you only get 1. He says you can’t wish for love, death, or money. What is your wish?
Ed ecco le risposte:
Well it depends, is this the douchebag genie or not?
I smile. I’ve been ready for this for 4 years now. I pull a large book from my backpack and set it down in front of him.
“I wish for you to grant me the requests in this exactly as stated.”
The genie smiles back, thinking he can simply exploit loopholes within the book. By following each request to the letter he hopes to ruin my life for fouling up his trick.
I smile back. Four years ago I finished the last request in this book, having spent my fortunes to hire a small army of lawyers to write, tear apart, and rewrite this book, finding all loopholes, poor word choices, and tiny details a genie might be able to exploit.
The genie snaps his finger and all of my wishes come true. My pockets fill with precious gems, world peace is established, the rich and powerful are brought low and the poor and bound are set free. My face contorts in pain as I feel my insides filling with something. This is not what I had in mind. I open my mouth to say something and peas spill out. My lungs fill with peas. Everything is peas. I remember that two days ago I woke up in a cold sweat at 4 am, wrote down ‘Inner Peas’ in a nearby book and went back to sleep. It was the book of wishes. I have spelled out my own doom. Darkness takes me as peas begin bursting from my ears and nose. The genie has won.
I wish to be fluent in every language that has ever existed.
To materialise my imagination at will
Health, just a healthy normal body, that leads to a whole world of posibilities, for once, no depression and no pancreas issues, so a whole Burger King Combo.