You and a killer are stuck in IKEA, where do you hide?

I’d vent.

Nice try, Mr Serial Killer!

Wear camouflage. Hide amongst the bushes. Camouflage never fails.

Alternatively, drown in all the blahaj soft toys. If I’m gonna die, I’m dying with my fluffy sharks.

Remove the shelves and hide in a Billy/Oxberg bookcase.

I reckon we’d just chill out and play cards, wait for the store to open