Under the kitchen breakfast tables because you’re a cereal killer
In the soft toys bin
In the cash office, as you can only get in with a key or if someone lets you in from the inside.
I don’t. I head to kitchen area and find a decent chef’s knife, or whatever else I can find, and then go look for the comfiest chair I can find and sit down and wait.
At the exit. IKEAs are designed to keep you in the store so I don’t think he’s gonna get there anyways