Idk, I’m so afraid I’m gonna break it, lol. I’ve only been intimate with my current partner and we’re long distance, so I haven’t had a ton of experience, but I always feel like I’m gonna break it! It seems so fragile! Still have some negative stuff in my brain about sex from a conservative upbringing, so I get nervous and awkward sometimes, lol. Also whiskey dick. Didn’t know that was a thing and it’s a hugeeee bummer, lol. When I see him, he’s on vacation and wants to relax and drink a bit, but just a bit and he’s out of commission for the evening and I get like an average of a week a year with him so it sucks, haha.
How completely floppy and structureless it is when soft. I always want to flop it around like those gel sparkle stress toy tubes from the 90s.
The texture! When they said hard I didn’t know what to expect….but it wasn’t that.
I’m a guy and I’m waiting for the ladies to arrive…
How much it reminded me of a vagina but sticking out and not naturally wet.