They’re so flippy floppy when they’re flaccid. I actually think I like them better that way; less… overbearing. But I admit they’re not as useful.
How goofy it looks when flaccid. Like it’s just this weird stretchy knob hanging out between your legs, how can that not feel weird when you walk? How do you walk and not squish everything between your thighs with every step?? Still blows my mind a little when I stop to think about it.
The way the hard part stayed put but the skin moved around it. I don’t know how else to describe it. I was 15 lmao
It can jump on it’s own
This sub feels extra horny these last few days, and seeing how already horny it is….ouch