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When someone is kidnapped in movies and tries to escape, they usually hit their kidnapper once and run instead of hitting them until they can’t move. What other common movie occurrence annoys you?

Sneaky hero type chokes out goon on patrol. Leaves him laying there beside his gun.

You got 20-30 seconds before he wakes up, and shoots you in the back or at least sounds an alarm.

People walking into a bar and asking for a “beer” and the bartender just hands them one instead of saying “We have like 30 different kinds of beer here, which one do you fucking want?”

Hacking is smashing keys like a crazed person and often akin to a videogame of “who can type faster?” with the other hacker.

And sometimes diffusing a nuke with Microsoft Excel

When someone takes so many punches that they could be killed, and are finally knocked out. Then later, the wake up and are fine with no affects from the serious concussion they just sustained.

OOH PERRY THE PLATYPUS! YOU ARE TRAPPED, TIME FOR ME TO TELL YOU MY ENTIRE MONOLOGUE AND EVIL PLAN!