“Statistically speaking, i’m immortal”
Or
“If you punch your self and it hurts, are you strobg or weak”
Or
“The totally in i totally forgot has a totally different meaning than any other phrase that has the word in it”
Did you know pigs have orgasms that last 30 minutes?
If you had just 24 hours to live, what would you want to do with your time?
What is soup?
Technically speaking gravitation is not a force