On any menu ever: “cooked/seared/roasted to perfection.” Don’t tell me you are going to cook it properly. Just cook it properly, damnit!
“Everything happens for a reason.”
When you stub your toe on a cold morning it’s somehow part of a divine plan that will set off a chain reaction that will result in some major epiphany.
“Simp” i feel like it just gets overused all the time even when someone isn’t a simp but is just simply respecting a woman or something
“youre so lucky getting to take a sick day”
yes, i am lucky to have chemotherapy every eight weeks, thanks!
Global pandemic.
Pan means global. A non-global pandemic is an epidemic.