On my 12th birthday I got given a gym membership by my friend. I was 54kg (I know pretty fat, but hurt my feelings)
An ex once brought home a puppy as a surprise birthday present to me despite knowing I’m severely allergic to dogs.
My ex for some unknown reason got me a Dallas Cowboys hoodie for my birthday one year.
The problem with that is I’m a Steelers fan.
I was a total metalhead in high school and one aunt got me a Jack Johnson cd
For my 16th birthday, I got a coffee table from my immediate family. No cake, no card, just a fucking coffee table. Just saying that is fucking embarrassing. Haven’t celebrated my birthday since. I still have it. Been hacking it to bits over the years.
My 25th birthday is less than 2 weeks away, and I plan on celebrating with my girlfriend.