Fingered my girlfriend in the back of the class while talking to my friends.
Got laid in a church. It was a catholic retreat and the dumbasses gave us coed dorms to sleep in. Not very smart
Put my ice cold glass of water on the company’s spanking new mahogany coffee table in the break room during a 80 degree Fahrenheit summer… without a coaster.
Make eye contact with the opposite gender
talked to my manager against my teamlead.