Rushing to grab tool out of tool box, hit my head on either the dust shield or lower control arm of a Side by Side ATV we had up on the hoist at work.
Got involved in a bar fight because a friend of a friend called someone else gay in an argument over the jukebox, then ended up getting hit with the pool cue they’d taken from the friend. Had to be told later why I’d been suckered, and that one of the guys had flashed a pistol. Ended up getting a girlfriend out of it, but then we broke up and she had some other guy’s kid. Ten years later we hooked up again, and I married her and now I’m divorced, so really the whole story is just bad from start to end.
Sharpening a knife at crack head speeds.
Edit: I’ve never been a crack head. Well not literally anyway.
My friends sat on me on a zip line we didn’t realise how gravity works and my leg got dragged across the floor.
I have a scar on my knee which is very annoying to explain.
I fractured two metatarsals in my foot and currently I am in a boot riding a knee scooter…..I was walking, just walking. Not running, not playing sports, not kicking a rock. JUST WALKING!