Powdered Draino, shredded aluminum foil, rubbing alcohol, and a match. Set my 12-year-old head on fire.
Cut my elbow in a sharp thing in between a bathtub and a windowsill. So sharp I didn’t feel it, only noticed when I saw the blood. One of my few scars
I got run over by a hayride
I put on a Tigger costume when I was little and thought I could bounce on his tail jumped off my dresser & broke my tailbone.
Getting ran over by a thousand pounds of water jugs on a pallet while working a couple years ago. It took my toe nail off but didn’t break the bone.