People with fat cocks cant catch it.
That the packages from asia that needed air pillow(idk if thats what they are called,lol) had the virus inside, so when you popped them you had ✨corona✨
That it’s China’s scheme to infect the world then make money selling the vaccine
Smelling patient’s fart can cause it
I had a nasal swab for a covid test. I was gonna make a joke about how there is a 5G chip on the end of the swap and the push it into your brain.
But then I realised how stupid people are and how quickly that would spread.