What’s something that’s normal in porn but is unpleasant/disgusting in real life?

V to A, that’s okay

A to V, it hurts to pee

Buying a $3M modern house with swimming pool, bar and 72″ TV as a single mother of two

A lot of the positions in porn are super uncomfortable to recreate in real life. They’re meant to showcase the genitals to the camera, which usually means they aren’t fully penetrating and are at a weird angle that isn’t going to hit the right spots.

Talking to a pizza delivery guy

Random butt sex. You really ought to prepare for that.

Source: someone that didn’t prepare for that.

Ass to mouth, ass to vag

Anal without lube or prep. You can’t just shove it in no warning.

Eating a box of nerds out of a strippers butthole

Going in the back door without knocking.

Nobody seems upset about the smell in porn.

Insanely loud YYYYYEEEEAAAaaahh moans

Please shut up

I actually worked for a large adult store chain. I was there a little over a year. It was one of my favorite jobs. I was a BDSM consultant in training. Porn is about preformance. All paricipants are playing pretend lovers which means they’re really good at not letting viewers catch on to the tricks. It IS film after all!

Those funky positions that look freaky and cool? Not real. It’s only supposed to LOOK amazing because it’s playing into the imagination and consumer bedroom fantasies. Most of the time the penis is perked by pills and fully numbed. Scene partners are almost always numbed in these scenes. These are trained professionals being instructed and directed by other trained professionals. In real life most of these weird and crazy positions will sprain or break the penis. Not a fun time. Actresses will purposefully overstretch out their vagina. A lot of people in the industry numb themselves heavily before certain segments and scenes. This can lead to permanent nerve damage. A lot of people in the industry undergo surgeries to accomodate their career. Sacrafices made for the industry.

Using a bullet vibrator on your butthole. Don’t do it. On screen those are trained professionals with First Aid less than 30 feet away. They make dumb decisions so you don’t have to because your butt is a vaccum. It sucks INwards. This is why butt plugs have a stopper AND why you should NEVER put anything without a properly designed stopper in your ass. Anything used on your butt should NEVER be used on the vagina without cleaning the product properly. In those movies it looks like one continuous moment, but between cuts they’ll swap out for cleaned toys. I know that it looks fun but please buy toys meant for the correct bedroom activity. Vibrating buttplugs are an easy $20-10. I promise you having an er nurse dig out a foriegn object from your ass at 2am will not be a fun experiance. IF YOU GET SOMETHING SUCKED INTO YOUR ASS PLEASE GO TO THE ER!

CHOKING. the porn industry romanticizes the torment side of BDSM without highlighting the mundane. those are ACTORS on your screen. when one is being choked out it only LOOKS real. the goal of choking someone during sex is to control the oxygen supply to their brain by issuing isolated pressure to the jugular veins. you DO NOT apply pressure to the front of the throat or stop the oxygen supply by targetting their lungs. A well organized, respectful, and serious porn film set will have hired intimacy coordinators and trained professionals who do what they can to help the actors avoid injury.

Incest

Shoving your cock into people out of the blue and everything is okay

Gaping butthole. Prolapse?

Blowjobs after Anal

The whole gaping thing I don’t understand. Why would I want her to look like the human equivalent of a Sarlac Pit?

Movie theater gangbangs in eastern europe.

Owning a lemon tree.

Slapping. I know someone who slapped a girl so hard she didn’t want to go any further like bro what did you think would happen?