“Get good grades in school and you’ll succeed in life?”
Sister Mary Ellen: you’ll pick up bad habits by watching the Three Stooges.
Dad: pushes console tv to face the dining room so us five kids can watch The Three Stooges during dinner.
Everytime you run west you slow the earth’s rotation a little bit and the moon moves further away.
My sister told me not to wash your hair on your periods. Apparently it is unhealthy. She is 37 and still believes it.
Toy stores are closed on Saturdays.