The poop knife post had me in tears
Last time I posted this a bunch of people got spooked so now I’m putting the spook warning BEFORE the link:
From r/creepy: [Got a notification from my smart home app in the middle of the night saying “Your doorbell detected a visitor”] (https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.reddit.com/r/creepy/comments/4xznfz/got_a_notification_from_my_smart_home_app_in_the/)
Another favorite is the top comment on r/askouija: [OP asks the spirits to spell out the entire navy seals copy pasta,] (https://old.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/c5gy1b/i_bet_you_guys_cant_spell_out_the_entire_navy/) almost succeeds, >!and then messes it all up by breaking rule #4!<
The OP learned to record her MIL because her DH could not believe that his mom was ever quite this nasty to his wife. It really paid off here. https://www.reddit.com/r/JUSTNOMIL/comments/8vln1f/hello_nils_house/