Gambling. The only way to beat the house is to never bet.
Seeing a truck on the side of the road with the ramp down when they’ve unloaded their cargo and you wanna take your car and jump said ramp like in the movies/videogames.
“I’m going to wake up early tomorrow morning.”
Real Waifus.
If the four of us split an 8ball, we’ll have enough blow for the whole weekend!