Hopefully this one lives.
Hey nurse, what the hell is an aorta?
Right before they put me under to perform surgery on taking my appendix out, the anesthesiologist said to me, “it’s actually a good thing you’re a little chubby. It makes this surgery a lot easier.” And I remember saying “thanks… dick” then everything went black
Can we get a quick count of tools? We don’t want to deal with that again.
So you are the guy getting his testicles removed