I went to a Goodwill looking for a pda, I found a laptop instead
Guess who now has a laptop
Edit: I got the laptop for anyone concerned
I went to a very low rated ice cream joint and got the most recommended thing on the menu, I was expecting trash but it’s currently my favorite form of ice cream.
I ran into a woman I’d dated but lost contact with at a bar one night. We talked until last call, and she wanted another beer but couldn’t get one. I worked graveyard shift, and drive by her house on my way to work. Saw her lights on, stopped to give her that beer she didn’t get. She introduced me to her boyfriend who was there.
Long story short, her BF & I became the best of friends, he was best man at my wedding. Still my main man decades later.
I went to meet a friend and see a band. They ended up bailing after I was already there. Met a hot girl from Quebec. Had a great summer full of sex.
in highschool i was an introverted nerd and decided to make a rap for my devotions. Considering the theme really narrowed the amount of content i couldve put in the rap (it was for religion), i thought i wouldve just say fuck it, get on with it, and get no applause because i thought it sounded like shit. On top off that, i wasnt a guy to step so far out of my safe zone, and i thought i was going to mess up the rap somehow and go off beat ( i was rapping to a youtube rap istrumental, so if i messed up, the beat wouldve gone on without me and make me look stupid.)
At the end of the day, i slapped the fuck out of that rap and got a huge ass standing ovation with screams. My reputation never went up so high in one day.