McDonalds – It’s going to be a solid 6.
Doritos – Eat cold to reduce smell.
Taco Bell – Accidentally Vegan Friendly.
Taco Bell – It’s never too late for another bad decision.
Charmin – The Tuxedo of Toilet Paper.
Dasani Water – It’s probably just water.
Dasani Water – Buy it for the memes!
Dasani Water – Sodium is actually vital to life! Seriously! Look it up!
Red lobster: you’re only here for the biscuits
Nike : their tiny hands sure can sew good, huh?
Apple because you have more money than sense
Lucky Charms: we know you only eat the marshmallows