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My brain
Last month I got in a fight with this guy in the parking lot after my bowling league and I stabbed him in the leg With my switchblade and he started screaming I’m gonna get you I’m gonna get you and I was like how I just stabbed you in the leg with my switchblade then he goes I meant after I heal I’m going to get you and I was like yeah I doubt it but I realize now that he’s probably healed up and back from the hospital and he’s probably after me for revenge so like lately I’ve been sleeping in bed with my switchblade but last night I accidentally stab myself in the leg when I got up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom so I don’t know if I’m gonna keep sleeping with my switchblade But also I don’t want him to be able to get the jump on me when I’m sleeping so I haven’t really been able to get much sleep lately
Irrational fears
“Nothing. I keep other people awake at night.” – “Mad Dog” Mattis