“You clearly have a small dick, you would have had a big one but you’ve shoved ¾ into your personality.”
I get why people talk about you when you’re not around
You’re about as useful as a paper condom and you’re worth even less…
When someone says go fuck yourself, respond with:
Fuck me yourself you coward
If your brain were gasoline it wouldn’t be enough to power an ants motorcycle half way around the inside of a cheerio