Fuck me if I’m wrong but I think you want to kiss me.
“I’m so sorry, I swear we’ve met before”
they say, I don’t think so …
“oh my gosh, I’m so sorry it’s my mistake. It’s just that, I thought your name was Medusa because every time I look at you I get rock hard.”
I don’t have that type of confidence but I did watch a friend use it twice and both times it worked out hilariously well for him.
A friend of mine used to carry a business card that just said “Smile if you want to sleep with me.”
He had about a 30% success rate with that.
Do you like to draw? Because I put the D in Raw.
Girl is your name suicide because I think of you daily