Grocery worker
Working in a fish factory in norway sucking the caviar out of them with a hoover spoon for 8 hours a day on a production line in a feezing cold factory where I couldnt talk to anyone because of the noise/language barrier.
Some of the caviar sprayed in my mouth and I thought “well, atleast I can say I’ve tried caviar”.
It turned out to be poo the whole time…
Then I got demoted to the section where they kill the fish and slice their gils so they bleed out, had to slice a few thousand fishes gils a day. Then when the fish were in season and they would shoot out semen all over the place.
One time I somehow managed to stab myself in my right hand even though im right handed.
And got covered head to toe in blood and had to start work at 2am every day.
Massaeurs
Nurse, doctor, and janitor at a hospital.
Prostitute