Joined a hot wing competition out of a dare from my ex-gf, who knows I can’t handle spicy/hot foods real well. We were both drunk out of our minds and she promised to do some real dirty stuff in our hotel room later that night if I ended up eating at least 15 wings. What was supposed to be a fun filled 4 day weekend ended up being an ER visit and a 3 day stay at the hospital for capsaicin poisoning.
Had sex with a girl that told me she had herpes, didn’t catch though
stupid shit, stupid shit
28 days in county jail
Threw up in my friends car on the ride home and I had a road trip in two hours at 4am
Someone randomly invited me over to their place and they were having a party. I didn’t know them, never met them before. I proceeded to get completely hammered on slushies with vodka then puked all over their floor.