ask a gay guy to kiss me
he rejected
multiple times
Went to University of Wisconsin Madison to party on Halloween. It was a 2 hour drive and was drinking on the way. Got there at 5 pm and started chugging Goldslaugher and Vodka. Last thing I remember it was 7pm so it was time to go to the house parties. Don’t remember anything until 10am the next day when I woke up. Apparently I puked in 3 randoms peoples houses, and not in the bathroom. I didn’t know any of them. I called and texted my exes that were in town as well, then got super pissed off when they wouldn’t meet up with me. I got my best friend jumped by a group of guys. I broke someone’s toilet and someone else’s door. The whole night was stupid and was so embarrassed.
Caught a train to Budapest from Prague but left my stuff in Prauge because i forgot to check out of my hostel…
Probably drive. Yes I know it was stupid and could have killed somebody or myself. I got extremely lucky and somehow made it home.
Went alone with a car in a football (soccer for you americans) court by night, i mean i rammed the gates with that small Citroën saxó and started “drifting” making 8s around all the court, using the score doors (or how the hell you call them in english) as focal points, there was snow on the ground so it was real fun. Then i passed over some ice while i had the handbrake pulled and hit the door at 50 km/h. Had no security belts on so i hit the steering wheel with my head and passed out. The police woke me up an hour or so later and i said something like “shit worst hangover ever” and they laughed their ass off.
Was lucky i wasn’t on the road so they couldn’t accuse me of drunk driving bc i said i had parked in the court’s parking lot, in reality i was returning home from a day spent drinking and smoking pot from 11 am to 02: 00 at one of my friend’s house and the court in question is very close to where i live, so probably i had this stupid idea and there was no one with me telling me to just go home.
I remember i was listening to some very calm classical music while doing it.
EDIT : Sorry for poor English.