What is the fastest you have ever seen a new co-worker get fired?

He didn’t show up the first day, second day, or third day.

I had to work a double shift for three days straight. Not fun. I answered the phone when he finally ‘called in’ on the fourth day.

He said, “I’m going to be honest with you, I’ve in been Orlando. My parents paid for a small vacation as a reward for getting the job. Would it be okay to start next week instead of this week?”

New guy started on Monday and was gone by Friday.

The guy hit some racking in the warehouse with the forklift, boss saw him do it, and the guy decided to lie about it when asked if he knew what happened.

Both were at a restaurant….

• They hired a doorman. Came to work the first day with a gunbelt locked and loaded. This was a tiny little New England seafood restaurant and he just needed to check IDs of folks going into the bar. He didn’t even get to punch in.

• On the line we had Penne ala Vodka on the menu. I don’t want to ruin the magic that is cookery, but that dish had vodka in it. Bossman go suspicious when he noticed when the level of the vodka dropped the odder the behavior or our new saute guy became

This dood showed up to run food at the restaurant I work at, and he never read the ticket and didn’t make any salads. He dropped a platter of food, spent 70% of his time standing around doing nothing. He was the slowest dishwasher ever, he took a water break every 2 minutes. My friend and I tried to drop him off but he body slammed the door so hard the airbag sensor got disconnected. H ate the food my coworker made for me, and then stood around and laughed when I got pissed. He’s 6’4 btw. Also 14. Anyway, my friend told him to leave because he just wasn’t doing anything productive and he shouldn’t get paid for wasting space. He cried and then never came back. I felt bad, but not really.

Had a girl show up for her first day then no call no show for the next 3 days. Needless to say she was off the schedule by the 4th day