r/oddlyspecific
Hide the ducks in him
A long foot massage.
Cover eveything in his room in tin foil. Alternatively hide several bags worth of army men. You know, the little green toy soldiers that come in bags of like 20 at the dollar store. Hide them everywhere in their house. They’ll be finding army men until the day they move out. I know because I’ve been on the giving and receiving end of this one
Shove the ducks down their throat