Start your own rubber duck collection. Hey 200+ more ducks. Display your collection all over the house. Pretend to be really REALLY into rubber duck collecting. Leave the person thinking that they’ve created a monster.
Hide 200+ rubber ducks in their car and have sex with their SO
Flood his house so he can play with the ducks.
Return the favor double. Hide 400 rubber ducks in their room.
Start a discount rubber duck business.
Start crafting art from the ducks.
Give them a duck every birthday and holiday for the rest of their lives.
Pelt then with the ducks.
Serve the duck to them as breakfast lunch and dinner.
Begin a rubber duck YouTube channel and credit them as you Inspiration. Get rich. Tell them
You want to pay them back for their help. Pay them in ducks.