What is something you passionately hate and can complain about in length?

When my mom would call my name and when I yelled “what?” She wouldn’t respond.

Being Vague

the cost of diamonds

Fucking… Phones are too goddamn big these days. They don’t fit in my tiny woman hands and they don’t fit in my tiny woman pockets! I want a goddamn phone and fits in one goddamn hand!

I have an iphone SE and I use a T9 keyboard so that I can text with one hand. It’s amazing, fantastic. It’s a goddamn miracle!

I hold my SO’s pixel 3 and my thumb can reach 20% of the screen. How fucking stupid is that?

I don’t want to buy a goddamn ugly, inconveniet pop socket so I can hold my goddamn phone in one hand. That’s insane, does no one else see how insane that is, to have a phone that you need TWO hands to hold?! What the fuck?! How are we allowing this to happen?

MeToo is cool and all but I am being fucking discriminated against right now for my fucking hand/ pocket size!

It makes me so furious. Why are we not fucking talking about this? Stop making phones bigger! Oh my fuck! How fucking hard is that! Jesus Christ, I just want to hold it in my fucking hands.

Thanks for coming to my TED talk.

The expectation that people have to respond to your text or e-mails right away in order to be a good friend/partner/family member/etc. Like fuck! Sometimes I just want to leave my phone in another room and live in the moment. Sometimes I’m so engrossed in something that I don’t want to be looking at my phone. Sometimes, I just don’t feel like talking!

There’s so much emphasis on being “left on read” or “screened” or whatever these days, like someone doesn’t actually care about you if they do these things. It’s so much pressure! It’s so much time spent glued to your phone!

If you have something urgent you need to address, call someone and leave a message. But for the love of all things good, please understand that people need their own time and space, and aren’t going to want to be in constant contact!