Blackout curtains
A bidet.
Seriously lives up to the hype, you don’t have problems of that kind anymore when you have a bidet. Ever have the peanut butter shits? Or the neverending brown marker? Not if you use a bidet. Use much less toilet paper too – remember when everybody was going crazy over toilet paper? I wasn’t worried.
Probably don’t worry about getting a real fancy one with motors and hot water, that needs an electrical outlet and a hot water tap, way too much work to install that. Just get a basic model that uses the water from your existing fill line. Cold water isn’t that bad, and it’s not ice water, thought it would bother me but it really doesn’t.
Simply hiking, nothing serious just long walks in nature. It’s especially great if you have a goal, but it’s relaxing without it as well.
Shower beer. I always thought it sounded tragic, but holy shit it is divine. It’s especially great after a long day of hot, sweaty work.
Reading the book The Count of Monte Cristo.