I used to think Kermit the Frog was a lizard until I was 12 years old. I thought his name was just part of the joke because he obviously looks like a lizard.
That being gay is a choice.
And then I realised I was gay and also realised that it was not a choice.
“He can’t possibly say or do anything more stupid than he has already.”
I’m proven wrong nearly every day. The worst part is that I don’t even have to name him for a lot of people to know exactly who I’m referring to, but here we are, still letting him get away with it.
Until I was 18, I genuinely thought that the way to cook vegetables was to boil the hell out of them to the point where they tasted lifeless. Turns out broccoli, carrots and cauliflower both taste so much nicer when you roast them and add seasoning! Plus roast potatoes taste so much nicer than boiled potatoes.
The Bipartisan party system was a good idea