Every morning in Africa, a gazelle wakes up, it knows it must outrun the fastest lion or it will be killed. Every morning in Africa, a lion wakes up. It knows it must run faster than the slowest gazelle, or it will starve. It doesn’t matter whether you’re the lion or a gazelle-when the sun comes up, you’d better be running.
Righty tighty, lefty loosey
If you meet one asshole in a day, you met one asshole. If you meet several assholes in a day, you’re the asshole.
This too will pass. It might pass like a kidney stone but it’ll pass.
“The best time to plant a tree was twenty years ago, the second best time is right now.”