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What if God came down one day and said “It’s pronounced ‘Jod’ then left?

Graphic Omnipotent Deity.

No, that’s a hard G, bud.

What if Satan came down one day and said ”It’s pronounced ‘Zlatan’ then left?

“Oh jod”

“I recognize the council has made a decision, but given that it’s a stupid-ass decision, I’ve elected to ignore it.”

Get back here and answer for children with cancer, you motherfucker!