The moon is a hologram.
I knew a guy who swore that “Teletubbies” was some CIA mind control shit, and that after enough time, we’d all be like Jason Bourne.
I posted this on a different comment but maybe you guys can help me out here:
Around 5-7years ago Orchid plants started being sold in droves to seemingly every floral area of every grocery store in America. I’m talking big white orchids, little purple mini orchids, ugly brown orchids, orchids in every color and size and sometimes even orchids that don’t look like orchids. America is rotten with god damn orchids. Once thought to be a particularly exotic and expensive plant, now they are cheaper then most succulents and they take up all the shelf space. Who is buying these orchids? Sure, we’ve all tried our hands at orchid owning and within a couple weeks no more flowers no matter how many damn ice cubes you’ve put in the soil. I don’t see any of those grocery store orchids in my friends homes, not at any office, not even in restaurants. What the fuck is going on with these orchids? So okay, orchids in large numbers what is the conspiracy? I wish I knew. I’m asking MassimoL to help me make up some unreasonable reason for the grocery store orchids.
Birds aren’t real
That chapstick comes in a tube so it will roll away and you lose it, having to buy more. I’m onto you big chapstick.