Mash a banana in a bowl, mix two raw eggs in, cook it on a skillet. Delicious mock pancakes.
If you’re so inclined, you can add other toppings/spices. I enjoy peanut butter.
Step 1: Look at phone
Step 2: Search for places that deliver
Step 3: download grubhub/uber eats/door dash
Step 4: realize the delivery fee and prices are too much
Step 5: get in car
Step 6: go to taco bell
Step 7: spend 5 bucks and feast
Step 8: you don’t get the shits because you’re a normal human being who can handle fiber
Simple toast.
You take a slice of bread, and just leave it out.
After a day or two it goes all crispy.
If you leave it somewhere damp it’ll even get a sort-of cheesy topping.
Spaghetti is fairly simple and pretty healthy as long as you don’t put a bunch of fatty meats in it. It also microwaves better than other meals.
One Apple a day keeps the Doctor away.