Imagine shitting a diaper
My theory: To ensure others socially distance and wear a mask too. Quickest way to make me stay away over the recommended distance!
Happy cake day
For all the hipocondríacos out there, I never step out the door without a nice clean mask wrapped around my big mouth.
I do it because, while I AM in an office, I am almost always working very far away from people. Sneezing in a mask feels like face-shitting my face-pants. If I just absolutely HAVE to sneeze and I’m near someone, then I will into the mask. But currently, nobody works in my lab but me, so I don’t really have to worry about it too much. Plus, I sneeze into my arm anyhow.
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