Dropping my phone in the toilet even though I have a firm gri…
That there’s a snake in the toilet when I’m taking a shit
That I am walking down the sidewalk minding my own business and something heavy will fall from the sky or a nearby building and I will be dead instantly.
Reckless drivers who ignore the traffic light after it’s turned red and force their way through the busy intersection.
Being decapitated or having my fingers chopped off by an ice skate. I don’t live anywhere near ice, snow, or even an ice skating rink.