Sup shitlords, we need to talk.

Apparently, nobody read our previous sticky just like we know nobody reads the rules, which I guess means we weren't straightforward enough. Every one of you stupid motherfuckers that comes into modmail says you read them, but then I pull up one of the most commonly broken rules made well before I was a mod, and then you act like I just invented it. But that's beside the point.

We're making a new one for the time being, just for you braindead idiots out there that think your oh-so-original Roman Empire question is quirky or funny or whatever stupid shit you think made it worth posting. We (mods included) are tired of this same shit, and we love all your reports and snarky replies to those dumbasses that think they're so fucking special because they're not. We're taking down posts like these way more than Rome has been sacked, since r/askmen has spoken (many times, in fact) and I've never been accused of not giving the people what they want. But anyways, let me reiterate:

THERE WILL BE NO MORE ROMAN EMPIRE QUESTIONS. POST ONE AND YOU WILL GET BANNED.

Do it and we'll give you a 4-week ban. Yes, we've given shorter bans for worser things. No, we don't care. We've already banned like 20 something people for this bullshit and many more are still posting it, so don't say we didn't warn you dumbass motherfuckers when you get banned for posting this beaten-to-death TikTok shit. Do it and we'll likewise spam you with this Karl Malone shimmy gif, courtesy of a certain sub whose mods banned it for some stupid reason.

P.S. Y'all comedians that think you're so funny with those copycat questions (Ottoman, Byzantine, etc.) will get a ban too. Fuck you all.

Yours truly,

the mods