Fortunately my mom hated children’s shows and had me watching CSI, Law & Order, Cold Case etc since I was a kid so you could say the past 20 years have been building up to this very moment…
Call them a bitch for not sticking to the plan
“Joe… A deer is not going to get you in jail…”
Chop up that meat and make a huge pot of stew grind the bones for fertilizer . Tell em you only get one and this is it.
If my wife killed someone she has a damn good reason and I would help her to my dying breath.