The person you love most shows up at your door with a body in the back of a car. They swear it was an accident/self defence, but have no way of proving it wasn’t murder. What’s your next move?

Re-watch Weekend at Bernie’s for some ideas

The person I love most…

…How do I turn up at my own door?

Never had a threesome before

Tell them they’re an idiot, because it’s the prosecution’s job to prove it was murder, not your job to prove it wasn’t, and now you’ve got tampering with evidence and abuse of a corpse charges to deal with. Then I quote them a very very VERY high retainer amount

Call 911 and get police on the way.

Instruct person to say absolutely nothing to the police unless and until their lawyer tells them to.

Call a lawyer.