“ass” dresses and looks like Nicki Minaj
“Jackass” dresses and looks like Mitch McConnell
“Bastard” wears a t-shirt with a decal of a business suit on it. Khaki shorts paired with ankle-high socks and either dress-shoes or sneakers. Hair’s combed to the side, unless he grows it out, which he does from time to time. Also wears glasses with 20/60 prescription, and the frames are the same color as his soul patch.
Motherfucker is consplaying as Oedipus 24/7
If anyone wears Crocs, it’s definitely Shit.